When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
Get the You could screw up a chinese parademug. by dont give a s*** anymore June 8, 2018
Get the screwmug. The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018
Get the Screw fuck fartingmug. Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated
Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")
by da funny word masta September 19, 2009
Get the Screwing the elevatormug. This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.
by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024
Get the Talking Screws To A Hammermug. by Gagandeepp April 13, 2022
Get the Screw loosemug. 1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.
2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.
2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...
by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010
Get the corkin' your screwsmug.