Tecate Boxing

A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

by Soups McGee October 15, 2012

Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011

Box Dinner

Eating pussy.

Rachel came over and served me a warm box dinner.

The milf next door serves me up a box dinner as soon as her husband goes out of town.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Mr Box

Some lard gargling, cheese drinking, ass smelling, blob looking, calorie thieving, maccas gorging, Non veggie eating, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, parked bus, salad dodging, butterball headass that cant go up the stairs right.

Guy 1 "Whos that stuggling on the stairs?"
Guy 2 "Its just Mr Box mate."
Guy 1"Ah, BOXY YOUR A FAT CUNT."

by Petrol Inhalor April 4, 2023

smut box

n: A promiscuous woman or a woman with few sexual inhibitions

My missus can't get enough of it up her shitter, and she's not happy unless I unload all over her face and then slap her tits as she rubs it in. She's such a fucking smut box

by Bert Mandrake January 7, 2011

bender box

A term describing the state and smell of your vagina after 1 or more days on a bender.

When she pulled her pants to use the toilet, I said, "man, that shit stanks! you gotta wash your bender box!"

by Siberian orchid February 28, 2017

Jockey Box

Verb -- the act of car prowling -- to find unlocked cars (at night), open the doors, and see what you can get -- mostly from the glove compartment (or 'jockey box').

Rafael and Junior was out jockey boxin' on the boulevard last night. They got themselves some dope shit. Until the heat came up on 'em and did some head thrumpin'.

by I made the man May 7, 2018