Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022

throw me a lob

A word used my friends when they set their friend up

Matt:You Lossss throw me a lob Los: Ight bro I got you

by Durkio15000 June 12, 2022

throwing quarters out the window

when someone is wasting money

Brian: Let's just order something on uber eats
A wiser and frugal person: You're just throwing quarters out the window

by the almighty egg overlord June 24, 2022

Six Thrower

When the Bad guys gun is empty and he throws his gun at the Good guy in an old Western.

Afer he emptied his gun at Superman he resorted to the Six Thrower option to no avail.

by J Enockson April 4, 2006

tony throw

The act of throwing an object from one car into the window of another vehicle, in attempt to conceal whatever is being exchanged (usually drugs). The tony throw works well for small bags of marijuana, bill rolls, M80s ect.

"My dealer tried tony throwing my eighth, but ended up hitting the door!"

by mezzanine March 1, 2008

Final throws of death

While playing Halo Matchmaking and your just about to die, so you start wildly throwing grenades out in a futile attempt to kill your attacker, even though you know it will never work.

Dude, ninjameister348 started throwing frags everywhere when I stuck him with a plasma grenade. I guess he was in his final throws of death.

by fluffypat14 July 19, 2010

cat throw

An informal term used by GM engineers to describe the space between a car's tire and fender, where a cat would be thrown after being run over.

The cat throw on the new Impala is pretty narrow.

by sonofalucy December 1, 2013