When your kill streak reaches 5+
by speedycum---3 November 10, 2020
Get the godmug. Modern Definition) The "all powerful" person in the sky you blame when something bad happens to you and thank when something good happens to you.
Extremist Definition) The person who created the world and controls the laws of physics. You will go to hell if you defy him so if he asks you to fly a plane into a building, do so or you will be punished in the afterlife.
Atheist Definition) The imaginary figure who was created by man to explain things man didn't understand and continuously revised to not look obsolete in the face of science. This figure is given credit for natural disasters, good rain, and the work of men.
Extremist Definition) The person who created the world and controls the laws of physics. You will go to hell if you defy him so if he asks you to fly a plane into a building, do so or you will be punished in the afterlife.
Atheist Definition) The imaginary figure who was created by man to explain things man didn't understand and continuously revised to not look obsolete in the face of science. This figure is given credit for natural disasters, good rain, and the work of men.
Doctor: I have good news, after 36 hours of surgery with a team of 5 doctors, we were able to save your baby's life. Our doctors were called back from their vacation so you should...
Mother: Thank the Lord!
Doctor: Um, maybe you should thank the...
Mother: Oh God! I am so grateful for your mercy, I will pray to you everyday!
Mother: Thank the Lord!
Doctor: Um, maybe you should thank the...
Mother: Oh God! I am so grateful for your mercy, I will pray to you everyday!
by MOMOSAKE July 31, 2016
Get the Godmug. Someone who people say created the world with no evidence and they say faith when faith is believing in something without evidence long story short he's santa Claus and we all know Santa Claus is real
Man 1: god is real you just have to have faith
Man 2: nigga shut your bitch ass up I bet u still believe in the tooth fairy
Man 2: nigga shut your bitch ass up I bet u still believe in the tooth fairy
by THE ALMIGHTY IDIOT October 21, 2017
Get the Godmug. an immortal being who supposedly watches over all of us, just sits back and watches people on earth as if we're his very own soap opera
by ZiggyCat November 16, 2020
Get the Godmug. An amazing person that will always forgive you even when done wrong. He loves you for who you are and knows more about you than you even know yourself. He will make you day way brighter than anyone could possibly make it and protects you with his love, kindness. And holieness. He loves us forever and always.
God so loved the world that he gave us his one and only son to die on the cross for our sins.
God loves you always.
The haters of God will never win.
God loves you always.
The haters of God will never win.
by Fireflies November 15, 2017
Get the Godmug.