Torvalds' Witness

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"

An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.

Derived from Jehovah's Witness.

No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!

Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!

by Banderhausen Hösenflausen July 6, 2023

dueces-wit-a-pinky

Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.

when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"

by Meet Cleaver December 29, 2010

i'll scrap wit u

when some fool wants some

Look m9 u want sum?
i'll scrap wit u

by DanteFires March 27, 2015

ion fuck wit you

when you fuck with someone and they leaving

Friend: Alright imma dip deuce

You: Alright ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

Witness a murder

You watching someone get killed from a distance

Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

wit no rsn

A song by mofe. released in 2022.

Cause they feeding off me wit no rsn yet, feeding off me wit no rsn yet, bring down the satisfy

by TehYoyleVideoEditor June 19, 2024

i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017