I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

If Logic Speaks

it means the boundaries and morals of oneself should be set and not crossed; respected.

B: So what happened to that person you were talking to? I thought you liked them?
A: If logic speaks, they shouldn’t be bothering me anymore. I liked them too but they didn’t respect me or make anything makes sense for me.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 30, 2022

Speak cornbread

Understanding the thick southern or "country" accent

"I speak cornbread" "Bless your heart you're Worthless as gum on a boot heel!"

by Tiktoktranslator June 30, 2023

Jack Speake

The dumb kid that created the SRMS DISCORD. he is definitely not cool but whatever.

Jack Speake made me hurt my self :(

by Jakisbetter178 November 15, 2018

Idiomologically speaking

instead of using some lame ass shit like “metaphorically speaking”, the cool kids have been getting into idioms. Just look up the definition of idioms and logic

Al:“Idiomologically speaking, i hate myself”

Anne frank:”oh”

by Roachdawg October 15, 2022

figuratively speaking

"Figuratively speaking" is a phrase used to clarify that the speaker is not speaking literally but rather using figurative language to make a point or convey a concept.

When someone says "figuratively speaking," they are typically emphasizing that the statement should not be taken literally but rather as a figure of speech or an exaggeration for effect.

Figuratively speaking, I was in a prison I couldn’t escape.

by StimHands June 6, 2024

tree speak

all manners of gibberish spoken by too far gone drug addicts (mostly psychedelic users)

tree: there are some Asian countries that offer tripsitting cuz of some religious stuff so you can safely consume virtually infinite amounts of drug combos you know like DMT+MDMA+LSD for extra good trip to unlock your spiritual power you can virtually become God after that

random onlooker: tree speak

by dropthedrugs March 19, 2024