inflammation caused through excesssive use of the internet. symptoms include dry, swollen eyes, retinal burning (images of web pages persist in vision even when eyes are closed). Disconnection from reality. Dreams of web searching. Cure= get outside with people, shop (brick & mortar style), sports, clubs, etc.
after playing 19 hours of online tetris you get up to microwave hot pockets in the kitchen & your brain continues to analyze and redistribute shapes and images such as floor tiles, cabinetry, or inanimate objects that may or may not even be there. Aka internetitis. "itis" indicates swelling such as tendonitis (swelling that occurs in thumbs, wrist, and elbows from excessive joystick handling. Encephalitis is brain swelling from too much info. see Elephantitis, Vaginitis, Retinitis, Appendicitis, otitis, tinnitis
by james ventura September 17, 2006
Get the aka internetitismug. Contarary to popular believe, it's not like a big truck you can just dump stuff on. It's more like a series of tubes.
The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chan and MySpace to spread it's horrors.
If you try your best, you can win some internets by doing the following:
* become an hero.
* make fun of furries.
* buy a lot of internets from An ISP.
* post funnies
(btw, The Internet is serious business)
The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chan and MySpace to spread it's horrors.
If you try your best, you can win some internets by doing the following:
* become an hero.
* make fun of furries.
* buy a lot of internets from An ISP.
* post funnies
(btw, The Internet is serious business)
by bronz July 23, 2007
Get the teh internetsmug. That guy who clearly spends too much time on the forums. His posts are generally characterized by a snooty tone, good grammar, and overuse of "..." and "-_-". The Internet Hero is often targeted by hoards of trolls but never realizes it, concluding that his spectacular intelligence makes everyone else a heathen.
Whenever an Internet Hero realizes he has lost, he'll often resort to cop-outs to cover for his stupidity: "U mad bro", "Cool story, bro", "Lol, whatever", etc.
Whenever an Internet Hero realizes he has lost, he'll often resort to cop-outs to cover for his stupidity: "U mad bro", "Cool story, bro", "Lol, whatever", etc.
Internet Hero: *Long-winded, arrogant post*
Heathen: But that doesn't make any sense.
Internet Hero: Just because you're too much of an idiot to understand my logic doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
Everyone Else on the Forum: It doesn't make sense.
Interent Hero: Lol, whatever...why are there so many idiots on this forum? -_-
Heathen: But that doesn't make any sense.
Internet Hero: Just because you're too much of an idiot to understand my logic doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
Everyone Else on the Forum: It doesn't make sense.
Interent Hero: Lol, whatever...why are there so many idiots on this forum? -_-
by randomsomething October 13, 2012
Get the Internet Heromug. Us. We are internet explorers
by awaffleduck July 3, 2014
Get the internet explorermug. Two or more grown-ass adults squabbling like immature babies over an extremely trivial and/or ridiculous issue that nobody gave a rat's arse about in the first place, with no gain in any case aside from turning a lot of people against you just because you can.
Oh, would you two quit with this stupid internet drama!? Seriously, you're both acting like toddlers arguing over a pack of animal crackers; grow up and act like fuckin' adults!
by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020
Get the Internet Dramamug. A person who pretends to be a tough nigga aka a troll over the internet coined by this epic youtube comments fight on the video welcome to dallas because real niggas dont talk like that thats unrealistic.
caesare214
dat078912 u a fuck internet nigga talkn bout houston nigga u proble dont get no love 4rm h-town either make it in b4 the street light come on pussy boy aint no place like triple-d fuck boy i fucks with h-town so aint go diss it but hoe niggas like u get ya head crush 4rm talkn out the side of ya neck so fuck ya in ya pussy n get offline n go clean ya room 4ya mama come back in the house in give yo old ass a whoopn lol pussy
caesare214
dat078912 u a fuck internet nigga talkn bout houston nigga u proble dont get no love 4rm h-town either make it in b4 the street light come on pussy boy aint no place like triple-d fuck boy i fucks with h-town so aint go diss it but hoe niggas like u get ya head crush 4rm talkn out the side of ya neck so fuck ya in ya pussy n get offline n go clean ya room 4ya mama come back in the house in give yo old ass a whoopn lol pussy
by wtf is dis real May 13, 2010
Get the Internet Niggamug. One who thinks he is cool by making fun of someone over the internet or on a game. Also refers to little kids who try to make fun of people but end up failing and retreats to name calling or saying you suck.
Kid "Ohhhh mannn, you just got sniped in teh faccccEE!!!"
Another Kid "Yo, we'd definitely gonna mess this guyz up!"
Replier "INTERNET THUG!! INTERNET THUG!!"
Kid "Yeah, well... well.. You SUCK too!"
Kid "Yeah well, I did you mom last night!!!"
Replier "I did my mom last night too! Who hasn't!!"
Kid "..."
Another Kid "Yo, we'd definitely gonna mess this guyz up!"
Replier "INTERNET THUG!! INTERNET THUG!!"
Kid "Yeah, well... well.. You SUCK too!"
Kid "Yeah well, I did you mom last night!!!"
Replier "I did my mom last night too! Who hasn't!!"
Kid "..."
by PioneerPaul1864 August 6, 2009
Get the Internet Thugmug.