Funk

A functional drunk.

Look at jimmy, he's such a funk.

by TheDutchSlut March 4, 2017

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john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.

“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”

by jim bithell March 10, 2025

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road funk

The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.

I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.

by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008

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Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

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Funk

A discord user that is both mentally retarded and more useless than the democratic party. Blocks anyone with valid criticism and has sking thinner than wrapping paper.

Funk: Hey guys

Anon: what's up

Funk: I'm gonna block you for not using proper English.
Anon: seriously

Anon 2: don't worry that's just Funk

Anon: ah okay

by Narvin123456 November 22, 2023

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