Delayed Flexing in the simplest terms, is during the time that school comes back in, waiting to flex until after everyone else come back from the summer. Every body will wanna flex on them thotties when they come back from summer right? We’ll, wait till them broke ass boys are done and then come back one week looking fresh AF. Then you’ll stand out to them hot hunnies ya know?
Broke ass boy: Damn how is Tommy pulling all these hoes? I came back looking nice as hell and got no booty.
Other broke ass boy: Shit we all flexed at once and he waited to hella flex and now they don’t see us. He really got us with the Delayed Flexing
Brokeass boy: Fuck I guess
Other broke ass boy: Shit we all flexed at once and he waited to hella flex and now they don’t see us. He really got us with the Delayed Flexing
Brokeass boy: Fuck I guess
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Yelling yeet at the wrong time
Being a Logangarth
Doing tge hype/orange justice
There ared tons of more flat flex examples
Being a Logangarth
Doing tge hype/orange justice
There ared tons of more flat flex examples
by Englash professor November 12, 2018
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EXAMPLE 1:
James: I slept with my girlfriend’s sister.
Alex: weird flex but okay .
EXAMPLE 2 :
Lucas: my wrist hurts from this new gold Rolex I bought, it’s heavy af .
Sophia: weird flex but okay.
James: I slept with my girlfriend’s sister.
Alex: weird flex but okay .
EXAMPLE 2 :
Lucas: my wrist hurts from this new gold Rolex I bought, it’s heavy af .
Sophia: weird flex but okay.
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A next level scandal type of fuckboy. Usually from the southern parts of the Pacific. Can be found in bars and clubs on their nights off. Likes salsa music. Thoti-Flexs use their charm and wittiness to catch their prey.
Friend: damn check out that couple making out at the bar
Friend 2: holy shit he just picked her up on the bar and is going ham on her!
Friend: did you see her hit her head when he picked her up?
Friend: that's not your average fuckboy...That's a thoti-flex.
Friend 2: holy shit he just picked her up on the bar and is going ham on her!
Friend: did you see her hit her head when he picked her up?
Friend: that's not your average fuckboy...That's a thoti-flex.
by Thoti-flex March 24, 2019
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