Gym crab

A person who power squats with their chest down and does a lot of sumo deadlifts. Despite all their leg work, they are always showing off their upper body. The term comes from the fact that despite having numerous legs, crabs only show off their claws for mating. They can also be referred to as squat lobsters.
Omg that dude is such a gym crab, all those squats and he only shows off his arms!
by Judge dredd 12 June 24, 2015
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local crab

"Local crab says Hello to wanderers!"
Local crab, a crab with a radio for a body and claws for hands
by icetea622 June 30, 2023
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Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.
"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."
by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016
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sand crab

An alternative common name to the mole crab or sand flea
When I was at the beach I let some sand crabs try to burrow into my hand, it was ticklish
by DolphinFinder August 05, 2020
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Land Crab

A 'Land Crab' is a person that is very un-accustomed to the sea. Or one that IS accustomed to the sea - but just do not like it.
This term is derived from the norwegian word 'Landkrabbe'.
The other guys wanted him to get in the boat with them, but since there was a bit of wind, and him being a land crab, he declined and walked away..
by SAMANTICMAN February 12, 2019
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Crab Pineapple

Some one who Shat themselves while they did a shit on there pants while they fucked there mum
by Crab Pineapple 69 June 29, 2017
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Crab driver

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.
by docsterx July 02, 2011
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