1) the thing your parents would always beat you with when you were younger
ex: "NOOOO DADDY IM SORR Y DONT GET THE BELT"
2) something you may very well beg too be hit with
ex: "oh yes daddy spank me!"
ex: "NOOOO DADDY IM SORR Y DONT GET THE BELT"
2) something you may very well beg too be hit with
ex: "oh yes daddy spank me!"
by ilovelivya December 24, 2023
Get the daddys beltmug. Bar game for when a guy has successfully hooked up with the fattest girl in the club . Once a hook-up has been assured(girl agrees to leave for sexual reasons), the suitor will gesture to his buddies that he is wrapping an invisible
belt around his waist like a WWE wrestler. The victor drinks for free the following weekend.
belt around his waist like a WWE wrestler. The victor drinks for free the following weekend.
After the behemoth at the bar broke her third barstool, Ted helped her up and they immediateley headed for the door. Ted flashed the strap on the belt sign on his way out, a clear winner of Saturday's main event.
by the mad deucer March 18, 2011
Get the strap on the beltmug. you pull your balls above your dick, so that way its sticking out of your pants. anytime a girl looks at it, you say "Hey, my eyes are up here y'know" like they've done to us
girl: *Looks down*
guy: "My eyes are up here"
girl: "but your ballsack is out"
guy: "so's the top of your boobs, and it's called a ballsack belt buckle"
guy: "My eyes are up here"
girl: "but your ballsack is out"
guy: "so's the top of your boobs, and it's called a ballsack belt buckle"
by teeheepeelee December 11, 2023
Get the ballsack belt bucklemug. by Pissyboy12341 March 9, 2024
Get the Golden beltmug. TIE BELT: this originated from 'annachingenjellyjoolinpaujene', the highest rank that only Master Boom has ever achieved.
it is higher than the black belt and no one but Master (Panda) Boom has ever reached.
the tie belt can only be attained if one has mastered in the art of karatwo which only Master Boom can teach.
Extra Info: Master Boom is known to be very close to the Palaboys and no one else.
it is higher than the black belt and no one but Master (Panda) Boom has ever reached.
the tie belt can only be attained if one has mastered in the art of karatwo which only Master Boom can teach.
Extra Info: Master Boom is known to be very close to the Palaboys and no one else.
by palaboys November 7, 2012
Get the TIE BELTmug. something that coach ferrick keeps screaming at people when they dont listen. Basically means put your freaking seat belt on
by CSAT March 26, 2017
Get the anything not belted will flymug. A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
Get the Brown Belt Bromug.