A widely discredited theory that the universe was created by the bohemian artist Briggsy buggering God.
'I firmly believe that Briggsy's latest chalk masterpiece, "Rubber Glove and Telephone in Kenny Everett's Wok" is his finest work since he created the world with his tiny, diseased phallus.'
'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.
'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.
by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015
Get the Briggs Bang Theory mug.The theory that any individual can only absorb a certain amount a fat within a given time span. Therefore, once a person has reached their 'fat max' they will be able to continue gorging themselves without any further detrimental consequence.
After eating a full order of mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and spinach dip at TGI Friday's, Sara, an avid supporter of the fat max theory, realized that she had most likely reached her fat max for the night and therefore felt completely guilt-free when she ordered the cheesecake.
by Bubblegoose09 May 3, 2011
Get the Fat max theory mug.A new concept that was come up with by those that are trying to reinstill racism in the white population of the United States. A false idea that with the law of probabilities can be proven to be false. It is an effort to combat our over hundred years effort to give the black population equality. This instills in our white kids that blacks are not equal and inferior to the white race. This teaching will increase the amount of racism we have in the culture and teach young kids that they are born racist when in fact most of their families are teaching them to not be racist.
by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023
Get the Critical Race Theory mug.As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
Get the Syrian Loophole Theory mug.If you are carrying a large enough object in your hands, observers will simply think you are going where you are supposed to be going, and doing what you are supposed to be doing. Useful in mischievous endeavors.
Large Object Theory occurs if you walk by a staff meeting carrying three large crates, people will assume that those crates need to be somewhere, and you have been assigned to the task. They won't stop you to insist you attend the meeting.
by Phlipper December 15, 2008
Get the Large Object Theory mug.The circumference of a female's upper arm can determine how much she will weigh in the future. A larger circumference predicts a woman will gain weight uncontrollably as she ages, while a smaller circumference predicts that she will keep her petite figure without much effort.
by AphtorShok August 28, 2006
Get the upper arm theory mug.If She shows more then 5 unfixable Red Flags then you must put up your white flag and get the fuck out of there. Also do not try to save anyone whom isnt willing to save themselves, its common sense. but dont date sociopaths who will use you and abuse you because you'll end up with severe PTSD, and cause your self mental and financial burden. also never take back a bitch who left u for a nigga in a psychiatric facility, in fact if they in a psychiatric facility the bitch is a red flag in itself. if she fucks 5 niggas after u and u get back w her you is a chump.
Person 1:Yo i got with this chick
Person 2: oh what is she like?
Person 1: well shes homeless, went on a date w her and the bitch ended up in a psych unit, got extreme daddy issues, and is a diagnosed Sociopath
Person 2: and how long you been w her?
Person 1: 6 months why?
Person 2: at least she hasn't left u for anyone
Person 1: Yeah she did, left me for this guy in the Pj's, a total nutjob
Person 2: and you took her ass back?
Person 1: I wanted to give her a second Chance
Person 2: You're a fuckin idiot, you know that?
Person 1:How???
Person 2: Just get rid of her, you gotta follow Ferragamo's Theory of love.
Person 2: oh what is she like?
Person 1: well shes homeless, went on a date w her and the bitch ended up in a psych unit, got extreme daddy issues, and is a diagnosed Sociopath
Person 2: and how long you been w her?
Person 1: 6 months why?
Person 2: at least she hasn't left u for anyone
Person 1: Yeah she did, left me for this guy in the Pj's, a total nutjob
Person 2: and you took her ass back?
Person 1: I wanted to give her a second Chance
Person 2: You're a fuckin idiot, you know that?
Person 1:How???
Person 2: Just get rid of her, you gotta follow Ferragamo's Theory of love.
by Spacecadet119 November 7, 2021
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