Sag Muffin

An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama

Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!

by StrangeWords June 15, 2016

Apology Muffin

See pity fuck.

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.

by Yousmelllikewrong August 07, 2014

Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.

Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.

by Ohyeah225 December 10, 2019

Jazz Muffins

Really round perky tits

She took off her bra and her Jazz Muffins wobbled and were so firm and perky.

by Muckyfingers82 September 18, 2023

The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 10, 2017

Birthday Muffin

To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"

I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.

by June & Legik December 02, 2010

SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS

PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN

by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019