[Guitar Zero]

Someone who plays guitar hero on easy when online.
May or may not have passed medium, expert and hard but insists on playing on EASY all the time.
Prcatises so much they will always get 100% and win.

Gary: Aww man that sucks, you just lost playing Guitar Hero. You must be gutted.
Judy: Nah not really I was playing a complete Guitar Zero

by Elkie :) September 27, 2008

guitar bureau

The place in one's home where the guitar for playing Guitar Hero is kept. Usually applied to the Wii version of Guitar Hero 3, Guitar Hero Aerosmith, and Guitar Hero World Tour.

I always wondered where our guitar bureau is.

by Seshie April 13, 2009

Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.

"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"

by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022

Teaching Guitar

The act of having sex with the person you are teaching.

i was Teaching Guitar to Sarah over the summer.

by Limpzad November 29, 2011

The Guitar Effect

When someone becomes attractive once they play the guitar, even if they're not.

Dude, that guitar player is super hot

No dude, that's just the guitar effect

by Mama yo ♡ March 11, 2023

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016