by dajadiah November 10, 2015

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.
Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.
by Gaybigboy December 19, 2024

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.
by King Lurgi September 15, 2021

how one commonly holds their dick when sending a dick pic; in reference to the yogurt tubes snacks from the 90s
by nanidafuqq April 14, 2025

A grip used by Jerk Mate professionals during practise. This method has since been banned by the international Jerkmate organisation due to the unfair advantage it provides for decreased penile stimulation. Importantly, this technique has only been banned in the edging subcategory of the game. To perform this technique, one must wrap their hands around their shaft with alternating fingers going on top and under the shaft. An important element of this technique is that one must have a finger inserted into their anus.
by Bread Butterer February 3, 2025

by Waterpllllllll January 13, 2024
