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Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
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Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.
“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??
by WolfFL November 3, 2023
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Granny Fanny

Granny Fanny is an insult meaning you are old and disgusting like Granny Fanny. Only say it to your WORST ENEMY.
Oh Tanner you are a massive Granny Fanny today.
by Tanner Danvers December 16, 2021
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Granny

A creepy ass game and she will sense u if ur in her rom she will kill u on day 5
Wow granny is awesome
by I don’t have a name July 28, 2018
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Granny Hani

A delusional discordian egirl that claims to be "Elsa" from Disney's hit movie Frozen.
I was chatting online and this Granny Hani started patronizing me.
by icenoob April 17, 2022
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granny lollies

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granny lollies are sweet, OOOO YAHHHH
by Noah fat neck November 30, 2020
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Fan Granny

Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.
Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.
by leggs1959 August 26, 2016
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