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Whales That Fly

A version of "What the Fuck?" used when the real phrase is either inappropriate and/or insufficient to show how surprised/annoyed you are. After all, whales don't fly.

--> usually used when you can't believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.
1)
-Teacher: "Okay, hand in your essays."
-Students: "You didn't assign any essay..."
-Teacher: "What? I told 2nd period, so you should have known. Turn them in please."
-Students: "Whales That Fly?????"

2)
*you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks*
-You: "Ugh! Whales That Fly."
by madMFG November 6, 2010
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Flying Grayson

Arousing your partner with your tongue during foreplay, performing exotic and then saying something to intentionally kill the mood.

Originated on Strip Search, a reality TV show created by Penny Arcade. It is a reference to the demise of Dick Grayson (Robin of Batman fame)'s, family, a group of circus entertainers who died while performing their greatest stunt.
Joe: Man my wife was getting frisky last night, but I was too wore out, so I gave her the Flying Grayson.

Steve: Oh yeah?

Joe: Yep, I was tickling her ear and sensually whispered in her ear "I wonder how my Grandma is doing in the Nursing Home." I slept on the couch, but at least I got some sleep.
by Siegreyu April 2, 2013
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Flying H

A combination of sorts of a Wobbly H and an Albino Rhino. Generally, the desired outcome is a double homicide. Preferably done when you strongly dislike both the girl you are attempting to fuck and the guy she is blowing.
Man 1: I attempted a Flying H last night
Man 2: What happened
Man 1: I snapped the chicks spine and she chomped down on the guy's cock.
Man 2: Wow how are they?
Man 1: Both in the morgue.
by philsphan88 October 7, 2007
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Flying Carl

When you shit in a sock and then hit someone in the head with it. Sometimes mistakingly refered to as a Hot Carl.
My neighbor had been running over my garbage cans lately so I snuck up behind him one night and wacked him with a Flying Carl.
by SI-Ex-Pat January 15, 2010
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Letting It Fly

to do something with a serious risk that would reap an equally serious reward if successful
If someone risks his career for a loved one, that would be letting it fly.

If someone takes a shortcut while driving by quickly going the opposite direction on a one way road when time is of the essence, that would be letting it fly.

similar as to throw caution to the wind
by Nathaniel Bacon March 13, 2009
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Flying Witches

Slang term by hospital personnel referring to the meanest, nastiest, most egotistical female nurses in the hospital -- usually the Operating Room RN's.
The Flying Witches mark their territory in the Operating Room by urinating in the corners.
by Malibu Barbie Doll January 27, 2009
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flying sandwich

whilst gordoned, pointing to an object or in mid sentence; moving in at a random interval to complete ur quest to acheive a bust or hook up.
mirz:"oi gian you u gunna hook up with that chick"
gian:"yeah im gunna pull a flying sandwich"

girl: hey guys look at my new.....

HOOK UP
by MIRZ + TIM March 30, 2008
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