A hot dog cooked to perfection on a stainless steel machine consisting of rolling tubes of metal that turn the hot dog as it cooks. This delicacy is usually found at fine establishments such as Wal Mart, 7-11, and your local gas station.
by Mattbusse October 5, 2006

person 1: "hey look its man's best friend!"
Person 2: " no thats womans best friend, dogs like girls more!"
Person 2: " no thats womans best friend, dogs like girls more!"
by HolaItsKarli<3 June 8, 2018

A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.
Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He's a real porch dog.
by Vitruvian Man May 25, 2006

A person who used to be part of a tight river rat community but who has been banished because they took too many dumps where they shouldn’t have and wolfed down too much food belonging to others when they weren’t looking.
That river dog is a serious goner, he even tried to hump my girlfriend’s leg while wearing this weird, blank canine look!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020

by That Capano Guy January 12, 2016
