Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Doctor flake

Someome who has 8 years experience in flaking

Jacob knight is the perfect example of a Doctor flake

by Seadevil god August 5, 2018

auto-doctor

Slang term for a mechanic.

Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.

by I702Maverick93 July 5, 2016

Doctor Sloan

Taken directly from the name of the main character of Diagnosis Murder, the act of doing a 'Doctor Sloan' involves solving, or helping to solve, a problem using information that by all accounts SHOULDN'T be useful at that point. Could also be described as a fluke of genius in unlikely circumstances.

Person A: "Fat Fuck Freddy has gone to the chinese takeaway without me and left 10 minutes ago. We'll never catch him now."

Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"

Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"

Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"

Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"

by Ivor Alias May 10, 2009

Doctor who

Doctor who, otherwise known as a .2 of a gram.

Alright mate sort me a doctor who

by Big Jord April 25, 2020

Doctors Knowledge

Any correct thing you say. You say "that doctors knowledge"

I can gulp down a hard-boiled egg in one.

Friend: that's doctors knowledge

by Mx. Linguistics October 24, 2020

doctor geebshoes

Doctor Geebshoes is a common figure in Norse literature. A folk hero to many, Doctor Geebshoes embodies kindness and mindfulness, and his work as a pediatrician is not to be ignored.

Armed with a poland spring bottle and a 5/16 socket, Doctor Geebshoes brought peace and harmony to Norway

by Bike Carroll March 14, 2021