tumblr dad

A tumblr dad is a person who worries about other people like a parent would. A tumblr dad is someone who in real life tells random people to wear a helmet, drink water, eat food, take their meds, come home safely etc. This is similar to a lot of Tumblr users. Tumblr dads most likely do not have kids of their own yet but take care of their friends like a parent would.

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by Ward-West February 18, 2018

dad shirt

a type of shirt typically worn by dads and tourists; usually tropical patterned and/or from costco

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I usually wear dad shirts with high waisted shorts and my birks.”

by hg_19 June 22, 2018

Dad slaw

The tangy, moist, excretion from the chode of an adult male, primarily a father of 2 or more. Typically in excess.

Ah gross! Bill left a snail trail of dad slaw on my couch.

by Slawdad July 18, 2018

Scott dad

A Scott dad is a older attractive man usually with grey hair. Very humorous smart guy.

Hey jill did you see that scott dad at table 34?

by Lake fun April 14, 2020

dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant

Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.

by PandaExpress lover May 29, 2018

Deadbeat Dad

A fucking wanker who doesnt give a shit about the kids he never wanted in the first place.

My dad is a deadbeat dad! I havent seen him for years and he never sends money because he is a cunt!

by BOROKING June 21, 2016

stage dad

A father who attempts to gain attention for himself, through their own child's celebrity or fame.

Thora Birch's dad, former porn star and stage dad Jack Birch, made headlines today.

by jusserchn December 27, 2011