Bumber cat

a bumber cat is a cat belonging to my mate rasta pete. the bumber cat keeps on eating his stash.--

rasta pete "time for a smoke i think,but where is my gear? That bloody bumber cat!"

by harray shipmonay March 5, 2008

breakdancing cat

The breakdancing cat is a feline that breakdances. It is very important in most countries around the world, especially Uganda.

Person A: wth is the cat supposed to accomplish? huh? nothin', that's what
Person B: IT'S A BREAKDANCING CAT
Person A: oh shi- you're right.

by Dr. Phoenix Wrong July 4, 2008

easy as cats

Super easy, like as easy as taking care of a backyard cat.

First known public use attributed to Dr. Daniel Barboriak, March 9 2017, about diagnosing a stroke on MRI.

Making Ricotta cheese is easy as cats.

by the.scarlet.pimp March 10, 2017

Cat Yoga

Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.

Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"

"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.

by Prof. S. Dannen Bldg 2 Rm 420 May 8, 2015

Ill cat

(N) The dopest of the dopest, usually a stoner. An Ill cat is THE man and who is a bro beyond belief. He's chill, usually high, but mostly a super cool dude. He also usually has a pretty sick name like Marcus.

Dude did you hear what Marcus did last night?

Ya man, he's a fuckin ill cat.

by bligadaga June 9, 2011

Cats in the bathtub

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.

Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub

by TittyfaceJenkins July 5, 2016

trouser cat

Female genitalia

I would really like to see her trouser cat.

by Swollencorn June 9, 2016