Get the Brandonmug. No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms
by KokoKL June 4, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.
Brandon is a retard
by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by Unlovelyriver06 December 22, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon looks just like Steve Urkel, just a tab bit nerdier. Typically thinks he's a 'gangsta' but is about as scary as a 90 grandma in a wheel chair. He has a good credit score, so you really know he isn't about that life. Brandon usually gets drunk off of 1 drink. Secretly wishes he could come out about his fantasies he has about other men, but his church he regularly attends wouldn't approve. He also has the best assistant at his job (the blonde with big boobs). And yes, assistant at work, he REALLY ISN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE. If you're a girl, don't go searching for Brandon.. He will find you and seek a friendship as tight as unicorns and rainbows. If you're a guy, hide yo junk unless you about day life.
"That 10 year old wanna-be gangster listening to Ludacris is SO BRANDON!"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
by VioletBlueberry June 1, 2017
Get the Brandonmug.