ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.

Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?

by Larayne November 19, 2013

Marzio's Ass

A beautiful thing that we all like to stare at

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Marzio's Ass?
Person 2: cum

by BasAmbro April 15, 2022

Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.

You're such a cream ass!

by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017

ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009

Dinner Ass

Dinner Ass: (noun) An ass so nice and delicious that it can be eaten for dinner.; An ass large enough to be compared to the larger size of dinner with respect to other meals.

"Damn look at the Dinner Ass, mmmhmmmm"

by Slowek99 December 07, 2013

asses out

Walkin' around with your ass out like you don't give a fuck.

Dude pull up your pants
Hell no, I'm asses out!

by tim glomb June 22, 2009