Drier than a camels foreskin

When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.

“I’m so thirsty, my mouth is drier than a camels foreskin”

by OCarroll16 April 14, 2021

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

dumber than a bag of rocks

where an individual that is really off and not quite there yet with the rest of his population.

you are "dumber than a bag of rocks"

by youpapa420 February 28, 2022

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Like macaroni in a pot.

I got that bitch wetter than an otter's pocket

by Grundalina March 17, 2021

sweeter than pigs pussy.

the epitomy of pure sweetness. nothing could be finer than swine vagina.

bro i got the best bj.... it was sweeter than pigs pussy.

by outtosea27 April 2, 2011

thirstier than a white girl

To be thirstier than any male has been or ever will be. This state of thirstyness has nor never will be achieved

Billy: Dude holy crap I'm thirstier than a white girl.

Joe: Dang man, go get some water then.

by A mothafuckkin starfish March 12, 2014

i’m no better than a man

a creepy and uncomfortable thing women say to sexualize other women

* girl with boobs posts a vid of herself

othr girl: i’m no better than a man

girl: shut the fuck up

by insomniacx January 26, 2022