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Drier than a camels foreskin

When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.
“I’m so thirsty, my mouth is drier than a camels foreskin
by OCarroll16 April 14, 2021
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Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load
This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick
by Jim-dick July 1, 2022
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dumber than a bag of rocks

where an individual that is really off and not quite there yet with the rest of his population.
by youpapa420 February 28, 2022
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sweeter than pigs pussy.

the epitomy of pure sweetness. nothing could be finer than swine vagina.
bro i got the best bj.... it was sweeter than pigs pussy.
by outtosea27 April 2, 2011
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thirstier than a white girl

To be thirstier than any male has been or ever will be. This state of thirstyness has nor never will be achieved
Billy: Dude holy crap I'm thirstier than a white girl.

Joe: Dang man, go get some water then.
by A mothafuckkin starfish March 12, 2014
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i’m no better than a man

a creepy and uncomfortable thing women say to sexualize other women
* girl with boobs posts a vid of herself

othr girl: i’m no better than a man

girl: shut the fuck up
by insomniacx January 26, 2022
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