more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P

"X" argh they have more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

Luckier than a sucked dick

Extremely fortunate/ Lucky. #blessed

Boy your luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Like macaroni in a pot.

I got that bitch wetter than an otter's pocket

by Grundalina March 17, 2021

thirstier than a white girl

To be thirstier than any male has been or ever will be. This state of thirstyness has nor never will be achieved

Billy: Dude holy crap I'm thirstier than a white girl.

Joe: Dang man, go get some water then.

by A mothafuckkin starfish March 12, 2014

sweeter than pigs pussy.

the epitomy of pure sweetness. nothing could be finer than swine vagina.

bro i got the best bj.... it was sweeter than pigs pussy.

by outtosea27 April 2, 2011

i’m no better than a man

a creepy and uncomfortable thing women say to sexualize other women

* girl with boobs posts a vid of herself

othr girl: i’m no better than a man

girl: shut the fuck up

by insomniacx January 26, 2022