pole test

For a man to be picked up by a group of guys, usually enemies, and have his nuts crushed against some type of pole, causing him much pain and discomfort.

After pissing off the gang members, Johnny was pole tested against a street lamp.

by Rodfather June 14, 2005

Freak Test

When a male ask a female to send him a picture of her self depending on the graphic nature of the picture it can be told if she is a freak or not

I gave this girl she freak test and she sent me a picture of her in her church clothes. She is definitely not a freak.

Darren gave dis bitch the freak test n she sent him a picture of herself booty naked. She a freak fa'sho.

by Jay Effortless May 11, 2009

twinkie test

A term used in the rowing world to refer to one of the most demoralizing and embarrassing forms of seat racing: a boat races a set distance for time, and subsequently replaces one of the oarsmen with a twinkie and races the same distance a second time. If the boat goes faster with the twinkie in place of the oarsman, then that rower has "lost the twinkie test," meaning that they are worse at rowing than a twinkie.

Bill missed practice today, so we twinkie tested him for a 5k race piece. He definitely lost.

by The Dictator November 3, 2014

The Dot Test

I simple mark that is placed on some one with a pen or other writing utensil that shows someones level of hygeine.

Person 1: "Wow, the mark is still on his elbow."
Person 2: "I wonder if he even took a shower. That was an effective The Dot Test scenario.

by Dorsey2494 June 18, 2008

The Youse Test

A criteria for evaluating potential flatmates. If they use the word 'youse' (the plural of you) in conversation, they have failed the test and will not be accepted as a flatmate.

You're the only one in the running so far, the peasant who showed up before you failed the youse test.

by the oob April 4, 2009

finger sniff test

when I guy puts his finger in a woman's pussy and secretly checks to see how she smells

Ben put his index finger in Bettyann's pussy and quickly smelled it in a finger sniff test

by Pussy Lover 2000 April 18, 2018

The F.T.H.A.T Test

An acronym used to rate how hot a girl is.It stands for Face,Tits,Hair,Ass,and Thighs.If she passes all 5 then that means she hot.

Guy 1:Hey You think that girls hot enough to pass the F.T.H.A.T test?

Guy 2:Lets see,face...tits...hair...ass...thighs,yup see passed.

by SCORCH I3 September 6, 2010