dickmus test

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015

spoon test

The Spoon Test is a way to check if a person is asleep. If you are unsure if they are asleep or just faking, you "spoon" them by lying next to them in their bed, wrapping your arms around them, placing their buttocks into your groin-ial region. If they writhe away, they are likely awake. If they do nothing, they are likely asleep, or they are into it. The Spoon Test is a very inaccurate test.

Did you Spoon Test Jerry? I Swear he's faking.

Well, I'm not sure, but the pleasurable sigh he made was very real.

by Steven Wizzleteats December 16, 2015

test those tires

1. To have sex.
2. To engage in a sexual act.
3. To go for a ride (on me).

derived originally from: condoms=rubber=tire

"So, if you want to test those tires, you can stay over at my place."

by H. Heckubah July 19, 2006

teste-mony

When a guy tells a story of a time when he's been kicked in the testicles. Giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked.

"Dude, could you believe Dave's teste-mony?? Man, that must've been some wicked pain!"

by nygs January 15, 2008

die hard test

when some one leaves there head lights on.

"Die hard test" in the parking lot.lol

by Bradymire October 15, 2008

test

Is the only way to find out whether certain expectations are met or not

Person 1: Dude! I have a test tomorrow
Person 2: Did you study for it
Person 1: No
Person 2: You're screwed

Mike: I'm testing the new Jeep tomorrow, wanna go?
Sarah: Sure

by camelknight December 27, 2010

test

a method by which stupid things are tried to see if they work

i tested the torn parachute. it didn't work.

by chickenface01 May 26, 2011