Thomas McGinn

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway

Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"

Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"

Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!

Thomas - "You know what's a joke"

Random Person - "What?"

Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*

THE END.

My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men

by Jaquavion 663 April 25, 2022

Thomas Wiley

The coolest and hottest guy ever. He gets all the ladies and is better than anyone named Brody Glusenkamp. Also a goober.

Person 1:"OMG jessica Todd is such a Thomas Wiley"
Person 2" ong"

by Tim Hoerton August 17, 2022

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

Idk.... uh... errmmm... what the... spruce?

Xinlker kerblre "Bro, my foe-head so larg, just like Thomas Gage Hammerstrom."

Trevor Davis "EMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME."

by A _ Credible _ Source December 14, 2022

thomas history month

Used in March, Also adds a extra day to Black History Month due to February being cut short. THM is celebrated because Thomas’ deserve recognition. Thomas Charles Norris is in charge of the rules and can change them at any time

Hey Tamera, did you know that march is Thomas History Month?

by Drakayy March 7, 2023

Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak

1. my name

2. stfu
3. Osama is alive

Person1: Hey Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak! ur name is like Thomas the Train!
Me: Stfu nigga. *pulls out the glock and shoots down the block*

by Revveio May 6, 2023

Marshall Thomas

The number one wrestler in dade county. Will end every weak ass punk you steps up to him. You can never truly test his gangsta. Fo sho ma niggy.

That nigguh Marshall has got some fly ass moves on the mat.

by Belen Administration January 9, 2005