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tax widow/widower

The spouse or significant other of a public accountant.

Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.
I hate being a tax widow/widower. My spouse is so busy doing everyone else's tax returns that he/she doesn't have time to do ours!
by thirdlhc January 23, 2010
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cool car tax

The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool
Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.

Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.
by Li Big Body November 2, 2023
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Tit Tax Toe

1. A Group of four South American Country's created by the living God for a future Project, after completion of Africa, the Tit Tax Toe will be built by Christ Global World Industry Empires in South America.

2. The forecasted re-nationing of S.A. In the shape of a women with angel wings like an axe and a foot at the base of the continent explains the Projects title the Tit Tax Toe of South America.
by Pre-Webster January 24, 2017
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do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.
"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"
by Dee's_Kitten November 27, 2017
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Pre-Tax-Month

The Month of January where uneducated people take out loans against their tax returns and live like kings for 2 weeks before being broke again.
Kid: "Mommy, after we buy all of these energy drinks with our food stamps, can we get a new TV?"
Mom: "of course, its Pre-Tax-Month, we'll get 2 of them!"
by Peanutbutter1 January 5, 2014
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Non-Compliance Tax

When offering some a Joint whilst they are otherwise occupied..and taking a longer time with it
*playing CoD*
Jim *getting well into it, paying no attention to J*
Dave *offers to pass J without saying anything, just holding it there*
Jim *has no clue J is waiting for him to take
Dave: Non-Compliance Tax! *smokes some more
by TwinTown23 December 11, 2011
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tax-me minimalist

any person who is aware of poverty and yet romanticizes living in poverty on purpose. . . doing the minimal doings to collect government entitlements and welfare and underestimate his/her danger living with like people
erin - did you hear john lives downtown now?

pete - no way! why didnt he stay in construction?

erin - he's a self martyr.

pete - he's one of them tax-me minimalist. he's joined thier cause that sucks the tit of the nanny state.
by Harry Day March 17, 2010
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