smuggle-a-load

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her and you smuggle-a-load

by martin j. saunters March 12, 2017

smug pianist

some one who plays the piano, and acts like they don't

boyaka smug pianist: (sits next to piano)
girl: have you ever play ed the piano
boy: just for like a month
girl: I'm a Gr.2 pianist
boy:(plays fur elise with no mistakes) and looks at girl

by darkDrag60 April 23, 2018

smugglers hold

When the eurethra of a mans big ol Willy cock gets sown shut

Don’t get a fucking smugglers hold

by Bumfus April 24, 2018

Shmugles

A really cringey word for when you're upset at something. You would mainly use it when you're bored or desperately trying to be funny but just turning out cringey as hell, or you're just a cringey dude.

1:
Person 1: Sadly I'll have to decline
Person 2: Aw, schmugles!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I said, "Schmugles"
Person 1: A;lriiiggghhhtttt you do you man

2:
Person 1: Yo check out this definition I made on Urban Dictionary
Person 2: "Shmugles"?
Person 1: Yeah, it's an expression for when-
Person 2: Yeah I read the definition, that sounds like bullshit
Person 1: No it's not! People say that!
Person 2: Nah mate you just made that up

by romrom4444 February 9, 2018

Smugglify

an action of such immense perversion and majestic nature that everyone in the room wants a piece of the action.

"When you finally witness the smugglify your entire world will change."

by doomsdayman June 1, 2018

smuggoi

>smuggoi
Not a useless person.

"Hey, don't feel bad, smuggoi, you're anything but useless!"

by ..d June 3, 2018

shmuggleruff

A word to replace fuck in a family occasion

"Shmuggleruff!" He screamed as he burnt his hand on the stove.

by Shaboigen May 9, 2018