to drink large volumes of liquid in a deep squat position; typically, said liquid has significant force or pressure (examples: fire hose or hydrant, display fountains, geysers); the deep squat is needed to lower the center of gravity and handle the volume and force; no guarantee the human body can handle a squat chug
by MoBigsley September 11, 2015
Get the Squat Chug mug.Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the swoop up and squat down mug.The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.
Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!
by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023
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by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020
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by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016
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Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek
Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek
by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016
Get the Nut Squat mug.The act of sitting in a pie and wriggling for sexual pleasure for the person watching. Crying during the act is considered even more arousing. (Native to Hoboken New Jersey)
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