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spread it like peanut butter jelly

v; to distribute a portion of one's pussy output over a large amount of space.
E.g. Youssef likes to spread it like peanut butter jelly. Visualize it!
by VisualizeIt August 24, 2015
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Bed Spread

Damn that girl aint nothing but a bed spread, she fucks everybody.
by ed oneill August 14, 2006
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Rib Spreader

the act of stretching a girls ribs out from the inside while having intercourse often causing great discomfort while simultaneously giving great pleasure. This is only possible with a Morgajam sized man hammer
Come here James, throw that rib spreader in these guts till you make em' crack you thick whistle uterus bruiser!
by YodaznVa August 21, 2008
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Beat The Spread

Zak: Dude, you comin' over to watch the game?

Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.
by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010
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Spite Tip

When you are mistreated, given bad service, or get in a fight with a tip-able employee. You aggressively over-tip out of anger to show that you are better than the person serving you and to make them feel like a lower life-form...a complete loser.
"The cab driver got mad when I tried to pay with a credit card, angrily whining and saying "I need my money now and they take a cut when you do that." So I gave him a $20 Spite Tip and called him a poor loser, told him this is why is wife left him and he'll probably die alone"

The waitress was being a bitch all night so I gave her a 50% Spite Tip to make her know I'm better than her and that she is nothing compared to me
by Mike Dexter24 June 17, 2010
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The “r” Word

Some people have mental retardation (intellectual disabilities). While mental retardation is not a bad word, when used to describe someone or something you think is bad or stupid it becomes another thoughtless hurtful word. People with intellectual disabilities are not bad. Their condition is not bad. The prejudice and discrimination to people with intellectual disabilities is BAD…and WRONG! Please stop using the word ‘retard’. It hurts individuals and families of those with disabilities.
Dude, your r*******...

Bro, Not cool.. You gotta Spread the word to stop the word.
by cBreezy91 March 10, 2010
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in spite of

'in spite of' = is a little different
'in spite of' is more like this: thinking...
by Ighor Toth July 6, 2006
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