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McDonald's Sprite

The most carbonated shit in the world that will burn off your esophagus
Last night I had some McDonald's Sprite, that shit had me crying in pain. I had to go to the ER because it burned off my esophagus :((

*cries*
by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) April 24, 2024
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The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina
Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you
by A huge fucking idiot April 27, 2024
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McDonald's Sprite

Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can bring a dead person back to life.
Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Spritetaste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024
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McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.
Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!
by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024
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Chug a sprite

*talking behind her back*

Sisi: Oh my gosh I hate Sana
Kaelynn: Yeah she should go chug a sprite
by 13r March 28, 2025
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Powdered Donut Suprise

The act of packing powdered sugar between your butt cheeks and farting directly at an unsuspecting victim. Assailant must be bare assed when attempting this act.
Randy nailed Karl straight in the face with a good ol' Powdered Donut Suprise.
by 50Gunner1984 April 30, 2025
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Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island
Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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