Alaskan Sounding

Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.

After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.

"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"

by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024

tappetstry of sound

Da overall cacophony dat you hear from an engine wif mechanical lifters.

I love da quirkily-attractive designs of da Chrysler turbine car and da Mazda rotary-power pickup, but they both lack da familiar tappetstry of sound when you lift da hood.

by QuacksO January 16, 2025

if it sounds good

Means you don't really give a fuck about the subject.

"Why are you so calm about everything? Do you not care about me ?"
"If it sounds good"

by African boots bandit May 3, 2018

Sounding

screwdriver up dickhole

hey barbrah, can we do some sounding later? normal sex is boring!

by Alyssssssssa! May 8, 2022

Sound Shapes

A video game where you do epic obby and epic chill music

The last time I played Sound Shapes, I played a level called "touch the people" and it was the trippiest shit I've ever seen

by DankoBlanko September 18, 2021

EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough

EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough

EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

Sound of Freedom Producer Guy

Sex trafficking? Ha! Hahahahaha! Look who you actually choose to promote! Look at that!

Hym "You're all so neurotic about who you choose to promote as the self-appointed arbiters of fate but how good of a job do you actually do? Not a very good one. Sound of Freedom Producer Guy busted for being associated with sex trafficking. You were on your moral high-horse and what happened? Knocked on your ass. And then you hop right back on and look around to see if anyone saw you (I did by the way) and then you pretend it didn't happen. What do the conservatives pushing that movie have to say about all of that? You cared so much about sex trafficking a second ago and now the a guy you promoted is engaged in sex trafficking all we're getting is radio-silence. We're just going to ait here and pretend it didn't happen."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023