Son, I'm you

When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.
I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.
by The Best Uncle Tom March 24, 2018
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motorboatin son of a bitch

1. man he is a motorboatin son of a bitch on carolanne all the time
by riceninja69 June 17, 2009
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Word is born..son!

A New York slang that means or can be translated to: I'm telling you the truth... man

Commonly used in phrases of excitement and news telling or sharing thoughts
Word is born..son! they have the new kicks at DR JAYS!
by back in the dayz May 20, 2009
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Who my son?

Something a camper says at the most awkward time and makes everyone wonder what could elicit such a response.
Person 1: Where is he?
Crazy father: WHO MY SON?!!!!!!!

by Your son June 10, 2008
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hermit the perverts son

hermirt the perverts son is hermit the perverts son
hermit the perverts son has a big shlong
by im gunna kms January 09, 2023
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son of a biscuit maker

She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamedson of a biscuit maker ”.

You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.

Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.
by Annasillyandsweet November 03, 2020
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This kid is not my son

IT BASICALLY MEANS THAT SOME RANDOM SPIDER BABY CAME TO YOUR DOOR AND SAID HE IS YOUR SON WHEN HE IS A RANDOM KID
by ThatgirlBianca October 10, 2022
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