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Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.
Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024
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Jibbity Snappers

A phrase used to show anger is the current situation. Similar to "Crap"
A relatively new word
"The Homework was due yesterday." "Oh jibbity snappers"
by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ March 19, 2024
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Wing-Snapper

Someone who you'd think would automatically support you but instead, they speak negatively upon you as you're rising and achieving your goals. They can't stand to see you rise above them in life.
I won't even bother asking for his opinion on it because we all know hes a Wing-Snapper.
by Dan-DahSoulman March 23, 2024
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Whipped slapped

The intense feeling of wanting to slap someone as much as being whipped and to slap the shit out them.
I've had enough of that bitch shes gonna get whipped slapped!

After what she did she whipped slapped him!
by Lady Sue August 9, 2024
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Crapper Snapper

That Crapper Snapper is dripping like a creamy clam chowder.
Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.
by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024
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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
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Tub Snapper

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and snaps at the bubbles . A classic 5150, the Tub Snapper is an endangered species and should be released if caught. This person is not good for eating and as the name suggests,n they snap (at more than just their own farts).
Have you met Ryan, yet? That guy is such a Tub Snapper.
by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025
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