A young beautiful ginger haired man, he is white but his dad is black, Skylard loves to say the N word at the top of his lungs. He likes playing loud music in his car with his nice bassed speakers. He has a MASSIVE peen and loves to fling it around. He is not the best at running since his MASSIVE peen swings around to much, and he can't weightlift since his big balls accidentaly get crushed by his thick thick thighs.
OMG have you seen Skylard today, his massive balls were dragging across the floor while he was listening to bass boosted rap music in his volswagon.
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bro she came back to my house and totally chip skylarked me. i don't know whether i liked it or hated it.
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While paying for gas a skzard approached me, only to turn around and creep behind the pump brainlessly ... Most likely returning to Skyzard Row.
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