Sir Fucktard

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.

1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.

by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017

Sir Quandale of Dinglebury

The official title of his goofiness, Quandale Dingle. Quandale Dingle is the most skividi goofyahh in all the 💀 no cap.He enjoys Mogging the local Betas as he activates his Sigma Grindset In the morning 💀😭 Bro gers all the hoe's and leaves us cummin in socks 💀 bro is the most 🙏 in the history of 😭

ALL HAIL NO CAP BLESS UP💀

All hail Sir Quandale of Dinglebury no cap💀💀💀😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

by Agent_Z August 1, 2024

Discreet sir

A person that is a man and is cool but also not cool but mostly cool

That guy is a discreet sir

by Babysharkdoodo June 16, 2021

Sir

Sir is the kindest, most beautiful, handsome, cute, adorablee, smart and loyal and caring guy you'll ever meet. Usually tall asl and strong and he is hilarious likee allll his joeks r funny. He doesnt realize how perfect and amazing he is. If you get in a rls with a sir never let him goo you will lose your worldd.

Jessica- "Hey did you see Sir today?"
Sarah- "Yea he looked fine asf omg!!"
Jessica-"Yess too bad hes dating abby otherwise id totally tap that"

by stinky1117 October 1, 2023

Sir monkey

God

I love Sir Monkey so much, as do My family

by munkey21 June 15, 2019

Sir Goonsalot

''Sir Goonsalot'' is a term to describe a loser who jerks off all day everyday.

''yeah ok Sir Goonsalot you are pulling no hoes''

by Sleepyboibear March 4, 2025

Sir. Yappington the Third

A person, usually male, who constantly talks non-sense, or yaps that they could either be royal or knighted for how much they do so.

James: Please make room for our highness you peasants, Sir. Yappington the Third is coming through!
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..

by The Remsters April 19, 2024