Yah, I told that dick pig to spit out her dentures and give me a smoothie. your grandma's a TOTAL whore
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Me: "Joseph Andrew, it's impossible to smoke and not have your parents find out. I got ratted on for doing it, and so did you".
Joe: "It's not imposssible. You just have to be smooth".
Joe: "It's not imposssible. You just have to be smooth".
by Karen Stickney June 28, 2008
Get the smooth mug.The act of defecating into someone else's anus, and then they defecate it back out into the original person's mouth. That person then hurls the defecation into a cup, and it is then enjoyed by both participants.
by Judy Hebron October 9, 2008
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Smooth Jazz is just as good as regular jazz.
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by Black_Spade August 12, 2008
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1. smooth dackin from male to female could mean sexual activity among other things.
2. smooth dackin from male to male usually means doing wrong to them or screwing something up for them in one form or another.
3. just a random statement.
1. smooth dackin from male to female could mean sexual activity among other things.
2. smooth dackin from male to male usually means doing wrong to them or screwing something up for them in one form or another.
3. just a random statement.
male to female: "hey baby, if you're lucky, i might just give you a smooth dackin."
male to male: "hey fucker, you do that shit one more time i'll give you a smooth dackin"
general statement: (while playing a game of poker, and just lost a big hand) "man, i got the smooth dackin right there!"
male to male: "hey fucker, you do that shit one more time i'll give you a smooth dackin"
general statement: (while playing a game of poker, and just lost a big hand) "man, i got the smooth dackin right there!"
by VA bitch April 11, 2005
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