Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015

shrimp

the word shrimp could mean one of two things
1. someone with a small glizzy.

2. the smell of when a girl opens her legs

omg, i hooked up with aiden last night. he has a shrimp!
i hooked up with beth last night, the entire room smelled like fish the moment she opned her legs

by spicycurry14 February 27, 2021

Shrimp Mom

An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.

Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.

by definitelynotspaghet December 30, 2021

shrimp splash

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.

I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.

by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 19, 2019

voodoo shrimp

A voodoo shrimp is a magic position that comes from a man’s pole. Once it has been slid down the partner becomes overly infatuated, border line obsessive. And in constant need of the voodoo shrimp.

“That voodoo shrimp was so good I can’t leave him alone!”

by Heartbreakerr November 19, 2023

Shrimp

1. gorg face but ugly body
2. ugly face but gorg body

“That one girl on tiktok is a shrimp”

by 1422<333 January 2, 2023

shrimp

shrimps can grow up to 6-8 inches. Shrimps have a great personality, are funny, and if you were a person, they would be your best friend/boyfriend. Some may seem small but once you really get into them, you'll really like them. The natural seasoning is fresh from wherever you may get them from because as they say it's not about the wave of the ocean its about the motion of the ocean. I love all shrimps and would never discriminate, and in my personal opinion i like shrimps more then sharks.

I do not care about the shrimp at all!

by hugeman121241 April 26, 2022