sex:jack and jill went up the hill to get a pale of water who knows what they did up there and came down with a daughter. sing this in the yankey doodle toon.
by some person in some world April 3, 2009
Get the sexmug. by uttam maharjan September 22, 2011
Get the sex-inmug. When 2 or more people get together naked and do stuff with eachother's body parts
Man & Woman: Man puts cock in Woman's ass
Gay: One Man puts cock in another Man's butt
Lesbion: One Woman licks another Woman's pussy
Man & Woman: Man puts cock in Woman's ass
Gay: One Man puts cock in another Man's butt
Lesbion: One Woman licks another Woman's pussy
by Mr. Dino October 11, 2017
Get the sexmug. It was about 1am and Me and my boyfriend, Jack, were watching a movie. A sex scene came on. I saw him getting a boner.
He looked at me embarrassed. “Do you need help with that” I asked “yes” he replied. I took of my skirt and underwear and he took his jeans and boxers off. I started to suck his dick and he was screaming my name.
I lied down on the couch and he guided his duck through me. “Faster” I yelled. He did as I said. I came and he was smirking. We continued to have sex until we were both satisfied. By now it was about 3.30am
At his house he had a pool.
“Wanna go for a swim” he asked
“I’ve not got my bathing suit” I told him
“How about we go naked” he said
“Okay” I took off my shirt and bra and then we walked outside
He took off his shirt
We got in the pool first and then decided to get in the hot tub
I straddled him and we made out
Our best friends Kyle and Poppy came out and saw what we were doing. They were dating too. We immediately stopped.
The four of us got in the pool, still naked and the boys went inside to get drinks. Me and Poppy started to make out, we were rubbing each other’s pussy’s. The boys cane out “Do you guys wanna have an orgy.” Kyle asked, “ya” we reply and then the 4 of us have sex until about 8 in the morning.
He looked at me embarrassed. “Do you need help with that” I asked “yes” he replied. I took of my skirt and underwear and he took his jeans and boxers off. I started to suck his dick and he was screaming my name.
I lied down on the couch and he guided his duck through me. “Faster” I yelled. He did as I said. I came and he was smirking. We continued to have sex until we were both satisfied. By now it was about 3.30am
At his house he had a pool.
“Wanna go for a swim” he asked
“I’ve not got my bathing suit” I told him
“How about we go naked” he said
“Okay” I took off my shirt and bra and then we walked outside
He took off his shirt
We got in the pool first and then decided to get in the hot tub
I straddled him and we made out
Our best friends Kyle and Poppy came out and saw what we were doing. They were dating too. We immediately stopped.
The four of us got in the pool, still naked and the boys went inside to get drinks. Me and Poppy started to make out, we were rubbing each other’s pussy’s. The boys cane out “Do you guys wanna have an orgy.” Kyle asked, “ya” we reply and then the 4 of us have sex until about 8 in the morning.
by Gdycjcifyfudyd December 13, 2019
Get the Sexmug. (Bill and Phill are both Fortnite players)
Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE
Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE
by Boyscout 666 July 19, 2018
Get the sexmug. Max couldn’t take his eyes off Sara at the club. When Sara caught him staring at her pussy, she came to him and said “You and me. Up.” She slid a finger on his dick before leaving. Max went upstairs and saw Sara in a lace bra and thong.They kissed each other. “Let’s have some fun” Sara said sexily. Max ripped off her bra and thong. He stripped himself down too, to reveal a 10 inch cock. “I can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from me. She knelt and gave Max a blowjob. He came in her mouth, and Sara swallowed it all. Sara opened her legs and showed Max her pink pussy. “I can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from me” said Max. He was shallow fucking her at first to make her beg for him. “HARDER FASTER DEEPER PLEASE DADDY” Sara said. He went in a bit deeper. “PLEASE!” she yelled. Max turned her around and did it doggie style, adding in a few spanks. He shoved all 10 inches in her, and they both came at the same time. Max then started to eat her out. She came. They fell asleep together and did it all again in the morning.
by PleaseDaddyPlease June 7, 2020
Get the Sexmug. Sex
Samuel was just hanging out by the pool. He kept looking at the women over by the hot tub.
Suddenly, one of them got up. She went over to Samuel, and started talking to him. "I need your help," she said. "My name is Chloe. I'm having some trouble putting my hair up, can you help?" Of course, Samuel agreed. "Let's go to the changing rooms to do it, though. As they walked in to the room, he felt something rub up against his cock. He looked down, and saw that he had a huge erection. After Chloe closed the door, she looked down and noticed that Samuel had an erection. "Can't wait to get started, huh?" She smirked, pushing him into the wall. Without any warning, she pulled Samuel's shorts down and started to give him a blowjob. While she was doing that, Samuel started to take her top off and expose her D-cup size breasts. Then, he managed to take the bottom part off, and showed her shaved pussy. He brought his hand down to her vagina, and started to rub her clit. Right as he started doing that, Chloe moaned. "Fuck, I'm going to cum" She groaned. Right as that was about to happen, he stopped. Without any warning, he slammed his dick into her soaking-wet pussy. "You're so tight Chloe" he moaned. He started moving faster. "Oh my god, fuck me" She said, louder than before. "Harder, faster" she screamed. He obliged. She let out a huge moan. Samuel was close to his limit, as well. He went as fast as he possibly could, and pulled out just in time. They both came at the same time.
Samuel was just hanging out by the pool. He kept looking at the women over by the hot tub.
Suddenly, one of them got up. She went over to Samuel, and started talking to him. "I need your help," she said. "My name is Chloe. I'm having some trouble putting my hair up, can you help?" Of course, Samuel agreed. "Let's go to the changing rooms to do it, though. As they walked in to the room, he felt something rub up against his cock. He looked down, and saw that he had a huge erection. After Chloe closed the door, she looked down and noticed that Samuel had an erection. "Can't wait to get started, huh?" She smirked, pushing him into the wall. Without any warning, she pulled Samuel's shorts down and started to give him a blowjob. While she was doing that, Samuel started to take her top off and expose her D-cup size breasts. Then, he managed to take the bottom part off, and showed her shaved pussy. He brought his hand down to her vagina, and started to rub her clit. Right as he started doing that, Chloe moaned. "Fuck, I'm going to cum" She groaned. Right as that was about to happen, he stopped. Without any warning, he slammed his dick into her soaking-wet pussy. "You're so tight Chloe" he moaned. He started moving faster. "Oh my god, fuck me" She said, louder than before. "Harder, faster" she screamed. He obliged. She let out a huge moan. Samuel was close to his limit, as well. He went as fast as he possibly could, and pulled out just in time. They both came at the same time.
by xXkillmenowXx July 1, 2019
Get the Sexmug.