Seven Deadly Disabilities

Seven Acquaintances who act as thou are Retarded, however thou typically in actuality arnt tramps and heathens, thoust are actually fully systematic and contributing members of society as an entirety, they jest often in thy shadows, and thous jests are legitimately absolutely bussing however thous jests art not to be taken delicately as it inherits crude and uncivilized humor and smatter serfs may find thee jests critically wounding, however no one fornicatiddly beseeched.

"Bro, did you hear about the the Seven Deadly Disabilities?"

"The fucking who?"

by MrStealYourArbortedBaby July 4, 2022

Seven Red

You're in kindergarten and doing math, counting from 1 to 10. But coming to 7 you say seven eight nine literally seven ate nine! Nine is bleeding out while Seven viciously bites him like a shark! At the end, when Seven cleans Nine's blood, he becomes Seven Red!

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 8 9? Ouch!!! Seven Red!"

by LikeXD31 November 18, 2021

seven-foot twelve

A more fun way to say eight-foot

Why do you have to be seven-foot twelve, dude?

by 413XN0$!C May 11, 2018

Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.

Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!

by nocharge October 23, 2023

Seven

For some reason it's everyone's favorite number... and no one knows why

Someone: my favorite number is sev-
Me: NO IT'S NOT
Them: ...uh yes it-
Me: NO. IT'S NOT SEVEN AND YOU KNOW IT'S NOT

by MidnightJessii March 3, 2020

Seven

The optimum level of anything good

I'm feeling seven awesome.

by A Wise Female (TRD) September 3, 2018

Seven

The most amazing and handsome person Felix has ever seen. Rot is just so unbelievable, it feels so good whenever you’re talking to it. Seven is amazing, and handsome, and kind oh I could go on. <3

SEVEN MY LOVE happy

by Legoshis#1fan September 12, 2021