Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.

friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"

by big whisker July 5, 2023

Science words

Words that are science. BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME THING

“ you can spell science without making a word”
Science words

by All knowing Me July 29, 2023

Science

Fuck around and find out

John: *fucks around with sciencey shit*
John: *finds stuff out*

by DaSuitcase August 19, 2023

hard science fiction

Hard science fiction is a category of science fiction characterized by an emphasis on scientific or technical detail, or scientific accuracy, or both. Typically, this is in the form of very grounded fiction without supernatural, magical, or usually aliens with an emphasis on realistic storytelling within our current knowledge of physics.

Andy Weir's the Martian and Adrian Tchaicovsky's Children of Time are great hard science fiction novels.

by Anonymous1408 December 4, 2021

Local Science

Fancy word for 'thinking'

According to local science, the answer to 2+2 = 6. How the scientists came by that conclusion, is unknown.

by Partydoos January 20, 2020

Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.

There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Science Fiction denier

A person that denies hoaxes, fake science based news, science fiction (even by the best writers who won the Pulitzer Prize), science fiction reported by commentators on Fox News, or Russian Scientists (especially during US elections).

Some people don't believe the War of the Worlds even happened. The science fiction deniers don't even believe it happened after reading the book or watching the movies, or when peer reviewed on the internet.

by mlhiss April 7, 2020