mustard salad

the act of oral sex ("eating out") being between two or more lesbians being performed while one or all of the active participants are inflicted with a severe vaginal yeast infection.

Originally heard spoken at a karaoke bar in SE Portland, OR in mid 2009, the term has spread to various town, cities and suburbs throughout the Pacific Northwest, USA.

The lesbian subsect called "homowhores" will give and receive the mustard salad regardless of smell, sight, or taste.

by SlaterDurkee August 6, 2009

momma said fuck you up

Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.

Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit

by pie_fucker November 9, 2009

Floppy Salad Sandwich

When a male recieves both falacio and analingus(salad) simultaneously by two females(sandwich), placing his sweaty sack on the face of one girl(thus floppy).

Bill: I totally gave those girls a floppy salad sandwich last night!

Joe: High five!

by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) January 20, 2010

Tunnel Salad

v. A sexual act; to seal the entire anal cavity of a partner with the provider's lips and to blow. The expectation is that the anal cavity expands with air to form a tunnel.

Sean couldn't stop farting after Rick gave him his first Tunnel Salad.

by saboosh January 4, 2012

Suhayb said

Almond joy

Samuel sterns • sun roof

British

Butterfinger alien
Massive forehead

Suhayb said has a massive Nit in his head.

by Ashton Harmon September 18, 2019

Italian salad

a synonym for sex. when you have good sex. this word is often used as a code word so adults are unaware of what you have done. typically used in public situations. looks very nice on a shirt.

“hey cole, did you hear that Spencer and Donny had Italian salad last night at the party.”
“No, but i heard Clara had some good Italian salad last night.”
“fair enough”

by ratsofsandhu October 13, 2019

Fruit salad yummy yummy

Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!

Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!

Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate

Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be eating it very soon!

The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate

Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!

Fruit salad yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!

Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy

There is no way to use this in a sentence but hey its a hell of a song

Fruit salad yummy yummy is a bowl of fruit and salad all mixed into one big bowl then eaten

by Kermit Kun March 10, 2020