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Salem Fast 

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".

Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
Salem Fast by Doctor W October 26, 2011
THE COOLEST MUDDAPUCKA
U R SOOOOOH SAEHYUN
saehyun by Bike Handle July 22, 2016

Salem Broads 

A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.
Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!

Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads

Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.
Salem Broads by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016

Saleem's Law 

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That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law
Saleem's Law by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017
She is a gorgeous ass person. Tbh she needa come through. She is a loyal friend and can make you feel like your the most important to her.
Saleese by Woahn April 2, 2017

salentijn 

Salentijn is my favourite grandpa.
salentijn by MisterDuxh June 22, 2017