Ass Salad

When something is so bad that it isn't just ass, it is also salad.

Yea I failed that test, today has been ass salad.

by bigteetsmcgee July 22, 2017

Caesar salad

Like Tossing a salad but you add your own "meat"

Me and Devon gave Jessica a Caesar salad Devon provided the meat while I tossed the salad

by InfernaI November 13, 2018

salad cat

Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.

Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!

by BayofBengal January 8, 2018

pirates salad

When someone butt chugs a bottle of rum and you chug it out of their butt

Chad: "dude the party got so crazy last night, I got a pirates salad from Stacey!"

by Skinnyjay July 12, 2017

baking salad

The act of being completely stoned and having sex. With a cabbage.

I was baking salad so hard last night, I'm still pulling cabbage leaves in my vagina

by NotAButtRapist October 13, 2013

brown salad

Variation of tossing a salad. Except the asshole is covered in shit while one sexual partner eats around it.

Damn baby, your brown salad tastes like that waitress Sean’s mouth from DinerTime

by bussboii November 22, 2017

glove salad

An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.

Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!

Aaron: It's like a glove salad.

by Billricksteveralphpeter April 7, 2009