Slap Down

The mystical art of knocking out ones opponent in mortal combat using a single strike with an open palm. This often fatal move is not recommended for beginners as a failure to knock out an assailant will often see the move being miss-construed as a Bitch Slap.

Finish your work, or I will perform a Slap Down on you!

by shortFuse September 22, 2008

Slap-nuts

Slap-nuts is a modern day derogatory slur that can be used against someone who is being an idiot or suffers from severe mental-retardation. Alternatively, you can also call someone this name if they are being obnoxious and you just want them to shut the fuck up. This is the perfect term for any of the above and more!

Example:
Noah: Logan can you please not wipe me the fuck out when I'm literally about to score, we're on the same team. Fucksakes.
Logan(Slap-nuts): Then stop getting in the way mate!! Seriously, it's not hard is it?!
Dale: Logan, really man, come on. Get your head in the game and stop licking windows!
Logan: *does the exact same thing and just wipes Noah out in front of an open-goal*
Noah: For fuck sake Slap-nuts!!!! What the fuck are you doing!!! I'm about to slap my nuts on your mums coochie after this game if you keep it up!!

by dalespelman2 September 5, 2021

slap dog

Dirty dirty girl ie local spunk bucket happily suck your bobby after its been up her arse.

Have you been with that slap dog? She would give you galloping knob rot.

by Baby Ange October 12, 2004

slap it

slap it: put it on yo nation, yo mama, god, etc.

Lord: "i jus got sum pussy from yo girl yesterday folks".
Folks: "SLAP IT!!!"
Lord: "on tha Fin on Vice Lord my nigga".

by thatniggafrom85th May 15, 2008

slap a parrot

an expression when aggravated, angry, or distressed about a situation or person. This anger can only be displayed in magnitudes of parrot slapping; referring to slapping a parrot as an alternate to slapping a person in a stressful situation.

"I am so mad at Yasmeen, that I could slap a parrot!"

"You are so lucky right now that I did not just slap a parrot."
"I had to leave the room, otherwise I was about to slap 3 or 4 parrots."

by Eyjafjallajökull aftermath April 25, 2010

slap meat on the grill

It means slapping your dick on somebody’s faces

Aye girl I’m trying to slap meat on the grill

by Channel51 June 1, 2018

slap your plastics

To insert contacts in your eyes.

John said, "Slap your plastics and let's go to the bar."

by JaaWeave December 23, 2006