An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.
A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.
The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.
A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.
The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.
e.g.
Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"
Audience "No"
Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"
Robert E. "haha good one me"
Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"
Audience "No"
Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"
Robert E. "haha good one me"
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Get the Robert E.mug. The ultimate human, a form of life often considered to be immortal and unbelievably incredible. Also known as- Goatward, Kingward, and Beautifulnessward.
by Haywardlover101 August 22, 2023
Get the Robert Haywardmug. 
The God himself, main character if you will. Surviving the wars in ‘nam, he has been through Hell and back. Of his troop, he was the only left alive and returned to his family giving us the family of McGahey’s.
by IhateDupters1 December 12, 2022
Get the Robert McGaheymug. by Dan Stickmans Husband February 1, 2022
Get the Robert smilesmug. Problably the best character of the hit game Hitman 2. His main habitat is his research center in Miami. He has a daughter named sierra and owns the millions of dollars worthy company Kronstadt industrys. He works as CEO and researcher in his headquarters with a ton of bodyguards
by Degoinator January 18, 2023
Get the Robert knoxmug. amber roberts is gorgeous brunette girl. with stunning eyes. who’s life evolves around her crazy friends and has a passion for animals.she has tanned skin and isn’t too popular.
by akat12 April 6, 2020
Get the amber robertsmug.