phat queef

When a girl queefs so hard it’s fat, but not any kind of fat it’s a PHAT QUEEF

Her: whoah I just had a phat queef

by Doctors ✊🏻 October 21, 2017

Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like

Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!

by Nigger poop June 19, 2019

Queef Pounce

When you sixty nine someone, then they Queef in your face.

Thanks Linda for that Queef Pounce yesterday!

by Vakotus September 6, 2016

On the turn queef

The smell of a girls vagina after light or vigorous exercise

Dude, get Mavis to run round the block a few times and make sure her queef is on the turn .. On the turn queef like licking the tip of a battery

by Kyan Ray March 29, 2015

snapper queef

When a lady farts out of her lady parts, sometimes causing lip flappage when it sneaks out the front. Can be quite ticklish, but ALWAYS funny.

After having Mexican food, BP had a major snapper queef at the house.

by H-bone 10 May 19, 2022

queen queef

Queen queef is blonde white girl with muscular legs that had her bike stolen

Girl 1- did you hear that Charlotte got her bike stolen

Girl 2- yea she’s such a queen queef

by The nanster September 30, 2018

queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

*fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise*

Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019