Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like

Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!

by Nigger poop June 19, 2019

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queef booty

When you drill it home in the pootie hole and the pootie hole drills it back.

I was hitting April in the brown eye when that queef booty blew my dick out.

by Dick-fingers September 23, 2017

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booty queef

When a guy or girl has been taking it in the butt and they pass air

I was hittin good last night and the bitch went an had a booty queef in my face

by His Queen👑 September 27, 2017

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phat queef

When a girl queefs so hard it’s fat, but not any kind of fat it’s a PHAT QUEEF

Her: whoah I just had a phat queef

by Doctors ✊🏻 October 21, 2017

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As a verb: upon having exemplary intercourse it is the act of a woman queefing and then shakily walking to the bathroom to clean up. "She had the queefing weebles when he was done with her."
As a noun: a woman with a sneezing unicorn in her vagina. "She's a queefing weeble."

You're going to give me the queefing weebles!

by GrinHard April 18, 2017

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queef enchilada

A delicacy served at only the finest tex-mex restaurants.

Paul: How was dinner at El Norte?

Vishnu: Not bad! I originally wanted fish tacos, but the waitress talked me into queef enchiladas.

Paul: Wait, what?

by domylaundry November 6, 2017

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