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procrasterbating

Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.
"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"
by Dom 'word smith' myers May 6, 2010
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procrastinate

To put off,and many times never to get done,or try to complete in the last Hr. People who don't finnish the job.
Other people will lose interest in depending on you. To procrastinate could cause you to miss a very important meeting, the roof will link, that tire will blow, the Dog will eck in the house, your wife will leave you.
I'll do it tomorrow...Procrastinated homework that is incomplete...You will get an F . It's a very bad habit to get cought up with.

Do what has to be done, and do it now.
If you procrastinate it may never get done.
by Maria Montass December 14, 2009
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procast

verb: to strongly put forth or exclaim a belief or view in a verbal exchange
Look motherfucker, I'm sick as shit of you coming in here and procasting your bullshit. Now get the fuck out.
by unitpro1 January 1, 2010
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productive procrastination

A form of procrastination in which you refrain from doing other work by productively wasting time on only a part of the work you are already doing.

In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.
by AmyRamen September 9, 2009
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procrastinating

What performing right now instead of homework.
Mom: You gotta finish your 2 books and projects before we go on vacation
Me:Yea umm I gotta do something first. *write this definition and start procrastinating*
by Schools Annoying August 17, 2011
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Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?
by JuHwang September 9, 2011
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procrasting

Waiting till last moment

v (Procrasting)
i was procrasting for an importnant project untill my boss started shouting on me
by BlackListed July 1, 2009
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